The President of the United States Has a Button That He Presses So a Butler Delivers Him a Coke

This is so Trump:

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a54744/trump-coke/

To paraphrase Trevor Noah, it's like an eight-year-old's dream for the Oval Office: "I want a button that makes someone bring me a Coke whenever I want, and I want a slide into a huge ball pit, and I want Bigfoot to sleep over and teach me karate!"