Thursday, May 26, 2011

Follow up to Rapture Day

I should have posted this sooner, but...

As expected, Camping found a way to weasel out of his utterly failed prediction. Now he says God's arrival to Earth was SPIRITUAL, not physical, and that...

"The great earthquake didn’t happen on May 21 because no-one will be able to survive it for more than a few days or let alone five months to suffer God’s wrath because everything will be leveled and destroyed after that earthquake and there will be no food or water to keep everyone alive."

So God's going to destroy everything in one day instead:

"The finish five months from now – we’re not changing the date, we’re just learning we have to look at this more spiritually. The Bible clearly teaches on October 21 that the world will be destroyed, but it will be very quick. When you study the Bible, you’re always learning. We had all of our dates correct."


I think the most important lesson here is not that he's interpreted the Bible incorrectly, but that this is the danger of faith-based belief--it can lead to absolute certainty yet you can be absolutely wrong.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Happy Judgement Day!

In honor of fundies everywhere, here's the anthem for National Judgement Day (May 21st):


And enjoy some of the best tweets on the subject:


My favorites: "So are people going to just start floating into the sky? This is my first rapture... so i'm trying to figure out what to wear."

and

"I think it's beginning! Ten minutes ago there was a group of people waiting at the bus stop outside my house. Now, they're all gone!"

Friday, May 20, 2011

Judgement Day!

Well, tomorrow is Judgement Day, according to fundies:


and


Harold Camping is the fundie who calculated with absolute certainty that the world will end Saturday May 11 at 6 p.m. Local time, no less! Rolling fundie-outs going from time zone to time zone!


Oh, how I would love to park a lawn chair in front of a bunch of these buffoons and watch as 7 p.m. rolls around and nothing's happened. Then watch the backpedaling begin! :-)

Monday, May 2, 2011

Atheists ARE Better Than Theists

Well, duh:


Follow this link for the support material:


Scroll down to Figure 1-6 to see the start of the graphs showing societal health vs. religiosity. Eye-opening!